23 February 2007

the next big thing

i brush. i floss. i use fancy toothpaste. and i visit my dentist regularly. yet is this enough? nooooo. now the hygenist tells me to get a waterpik. so here it is. i used it for the first time tonight. it was reminiscent of the time i accidentally got caught under the misting mechanism in the produce section of the supermarket. take heed london. one day this may be you.

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